THE WORLD SERIES

So, the Red Sox won the World Series. I am sure that Red Sox fans are feeling great, and feeling like their win is vindicating the non-Evil Empire little guys. I have terrible news for them. With a huge payroll, an East Coast media bias, and an insufferable fan base, the Red Sox have become *gasp* the Yankees to the rest of us.

I know that hurts to hear, but the Red Sox seem no less an Evil Empire than the Yankees. In fact, the Yankees are in disarray, and A-Rod just opted out of his contract. Suddenly the Yankees seem like underdogs compared to be evil Red Sox Nation.