TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN

I have posted spam I received before on this page, but generally I try to reserve that kind of post for the very special times when a spam really nails the truth (however inadvertantly). I just received one that qualifies:

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An offer I "just won't never reject" is as true as anything I have ever seen in an e-mail. In addition, I think use of "gonna be ventilated" is a nice cautionary tale about the combined use of familiar speech with a bad dictionary when writing. Finally, I have always noticed my "earning greenbucks" but I have not generally found that experience to be "pleasant and easy . . . with no need to be worried." Of course, violating the cardinal rule of spamming, the e-mail has no links, and no way to contact anyone so I can earn my greenbacks.