WELL, I DON'T FEEL FULLY BUOYANT

This is the best e-mail I have gotten in a while. At least since the Kerry Wood e-mail buddy F sent me from DC yesterday.

From: Laurent BOITARD [amvpln@west.ie]
To: WAYLA
Subject: You step closer to the toilet, we fix it

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