ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS

So, I was minding my own business this afternoon, walking back to my office from the bathroom. Our office shares a bathroom with the rest of the floor, so you actually have to go out in "public" to use it. Anyway, there is a hallway immediately to the left of our front door. As I approached the door, a woman came out of the hallway.

She was blonde. She was wearing glasses, a suit with a short skirt, and heels. Her hair was up. She had pale skin and red lipstick on. She was . . . Patsy Stone, from Absolutely Fabulous. Had she been carrying Stolichnaya and a cig, this would have been her. Alternatively, here she is live: