AIRPORT SEX!

So, alleged gay sex cruiser Senator Larry "Not Gay" Craig's arrest and guilty plea to "disturbing the peace" in a men's room at the Minneapolis airport has raised a whole new set of issues. Whether Craig is gay? No, apparently this is not a new issue. Even Dick Durbin says he heard "rumors" kicking around the Senate that Craig was gay.

The new issue is actually three issues. First, I never heard of tea rooms before but I find it hilarious. Second, the mating rituals of gay hook-ups in public places. Apparently it involves lots of foot tapping, a little hand-waving and an arrest. Suffice it to say, if you are not looking for sex in a public bathroom and someone sticks their hand under the stall wall, you should probably hand them some T.P. and get out of Dodge. If, on the other hand (pun partially intended) you are looking for gay sex in the restroom, try not to get arrested like this guy.

The third issue is how this is happening at airports. I mean, you can't get through security without a boarding pass anymore, so the hook-ups are either between people with boarding passes (or airport employees), or outside of security. Frankly, gay sex must be better than I think if people are willing to leave the secured area and go back through security to get some of it, because with TSA doing their thing that's an awful lot of hassle.