A Party?!?

Today on my way to work I stepped up the curb in front of my building and noticed . . . an open condom wrapper and a cigarette in the gutter. I thought, "someone had a party."

Then, and I am not making this up, a guy got out of a cab behind me. He was wearing a shiny silver shirt and was carrying silver bowling pins. And I continue to not make this up, he walked across Columbus WHILE JUGGLING, got into a car and drove away. Seriously. What happened at Columbus and Wacker over the weekend? Cigs, condom wrappers, juggling walks of shame . . .