FUTURE WEAPONS

I have heard stories of the government working on wonder weapons. For instance, plasma weapons have been explored. So have laser weapons. Some of these are to be non-lethal, while others are to be lethal only through very specific targeting.

Today a new threshold was crossed. Today gas took an airplane down. More specifically, a woman's farts caused an airliner to land prematurely. Actually to be even more specific, the matches she lit to cover the ass-stank freaked other passengers out, and the plane landed. Now that's a bad flight.