GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR

Today a Southwest Airlines flight from Dallas landed in Houston after a "bomb scare." The "bomb scare" happened when some rube on Southwest found a crumpled up piece of paper on the plane that said there was a bomb on board. That's right. Some rube was sitting on a plane, found a balled up piece of paper and didn't say "ew, I wonder if this is used gum." They said "wonder what this says."

And they landed and evacuated the plane. Unbelieveable.