Monday, August 22, 2005

BEER, THE CAUSE OF, AND SOLUTION TO, ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS

Reuters reported today that a train from South African Breweries derailed Friday night near Waterval Boven. The train contained cases of beer. As of Sunday, police continued to fire rubber bullets into the crowd surrounding the derailed train, and had recovered 500 cases of beer from nearby homes and arrested six people. The operation to recover the cargo and get the train back on the tracks could last a week. How many cases would you have to pilfer to make the airfare worth it?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

imagine if there were apple ibooks on the train too!!!
oh the humanity

Frank

8:44 PM  

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