CONFUSIONS AND THE CONFUSED CONFUSERS WHO TELL THEM

The Minneapolis Star-Tribune, which appears to be the voice of clueless authority, is reporting that insurgents could attack America if we pull out of Iraq. When I apply reason to this statement, seeking to give the statement meaning, I conclude that insurgents could not attack America if we do not pull out of Iraq. Thus, we can go to alert level green as long as we stay in Iraq. If the President does not mean what I've interpreted here, our presence in Iraq does not keep insurgents from attacking the United States, and his statement is completely without meaning, except that it appears to provide justification to stay in Iraq.

If John Kerry loses to this guy, he will go down as a worse politician than Dukakis.