RANDOMNESS AND UPDATES
Last night the Cubs had an infield of Neifi Perez at third, Ronny Cedeno at shortstop, Jerry Hairston, Jr. at second, and Todd Walker at first. Yes. Three second basemen and a shortstop. That's a good sign.
In the Netherlands some sloth bears killed and ate some Barbary macaques, which are apparently monkeys. The bears overcame their slothful nature and chased the monkeys into an electric fence. When the fence stunned the monkeys the bears ate them. What the hell? Since when do bears use logic and tools like that? Since when do Sloth Bears chase monkeys down? What the hell?
I am currently listening to Guru, late of Gang Starr. Check out Plenty with Erykah Badu, All I Said with Macy Gray, and Code of the Streets (actually Gang Starr, but same idea). Also, check out Talib Kweli Just to Get By.
Last night the Cubs had an infield of Neifi Perez at third, Ronny Cedeno at shortstop, Jerry Hairston, Jr. at second, and Todd Walker at first. Yes. Three second basemen and a shortstop. That's a good sign.
In the Netherlands some sloth bears killed and ate some Barbary macaques, which are apparently monkeys. The bears overcame their slothful nature and chased the monkeys into an electric fence. When the fence stunned the monkeys the bears ate them. What the hell? Since when do bears use logic and tools like that? Since when do Sloth Bears chase monkeys down? What the hell?
I am currently listening to Guru, late of Gang Starr. Check out Plenty with Erykah Badu, All I Said with Macy Gray, and Code of the Streets (actually Gang Starr, but same idea). Also, check out Talib Kweli Just to Get By.
posted by David at 8:14 AM
1 Comments:
Imagine the monkeys surprise at being captured by sloths. They probably dies of embarassment.
I bet someone in Congress viewed the story and is at this very moment using this incident as an illustration that what we really need to protect our borders is an electric fence and hungry sloth bears.
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