I learned a new word today. It is "wacktard." The Urban Dictionary defines it as:
Wacktard: Somone who is wack, and a retard (not literally). They are stupid and weird, and do odd things at random intervals. Or, someone whom you ever need to insult for any reason at all, they automatically become a wacktard.
1. Say someone calls you a dillhole.
You must call them a wacktard.
2. friend: "Man, that guy was so stupid to jump off that roof into his pool.'
you: "Yeah, he's a fuckin' wacktard."
What a great, stupid, descriptive word. By the way, I think the author, by dint of the second definition and its mangled English, is a wacktard.
I also learned that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is available for free on demand on my cable. Are you kidding me? This very night Shake informed Carl that "you don't want to sleep with that rug [toupee] on. You'll end up swallowing it . . . and you don't want to pass that." True. True.
Frylock, Master Shake, and Meatwad go for a spin